There is nothing to blog about.

My life is nothing but a roller coaster of gravely exaggerated reactions to failures in math long tests mixed with long hours of mid-day sleep and daily sessions of multiple, eventually snoozed rendering them senseless alarms. 

I know that made no sense. Lol.

probertson:

I did some stuff for the Disney show Gravity Falls. It was awesome fun to work on and I got to go nuts with ridiculous animation and videogame references. It’s a pretty sweet show so check it out.

(via fuckyeahgravityfalls)

1. BS Actuarial Science

2. BS Aeronautical Engineering

3. BS Agricultural Chemistry

4. BS Agricultural Education

5. BS Agricultural Engineering

6. BS Agricultural Extension

7. BS Agriculture

8. BS Agronomy

9. BS Animal Science/ Husbandry Development

10. BS Applied Mathematics

11. BS Applied Mathematics major in Computational Science

12. BS Applied Mathematics major in Mathematical Finance

13. BS Applied Physics

14. BS Architecture

15. BS Biochemistry

16. BS Biology

17. BS Botany

18. BS Ceramic Engineering.

19. BS Chemical Engineering

20. BS Chemical Engineering. & Chemistry

21. BS Chemical Technology

22. BS Chemistry

23. BS Chemistry minor in Business Studies

24. BS Chemistry with Computer Engineering

25. BS Chemistry with Materials Science & Engineering

26. BS Chemistry Teaching

27. BS Civil Engineering 

28. BS Clothing Technology

29. BS Computer Science

30. BS Community Nutrition

31. BS Computer Technology/ Engineering 

32. BS Electrical Engineering/ Technology

33. BS Electromechanical Technology

34. BS Electronic Design Engineering 

35. BS Electronics Technology

36. BS Electronics and Communications Engineering 

37. BS Environmental Management

38. BS Environmental & Sanitary Engineering 

39. BS Environmental Science

40. BS Fisheries

41. BS Fisheries Technology

42. BS Food Technology

43. BS Forestry

44. BS Forest Products Engineering 

45. BS Foundry Engineering  Technology

46. BS Geodetic Engineering 

47. BS Geology/Geophysics

48. BS Health Science

50. BS Human Biology

51. BS Industrial Engineering

52. BS Industrial Design

53. BS Industrial Management Engineering  minor in Service Management

54. BS Industrial Pharmacy

55. BS Information Technology

56. BS Life Science**

57. IntarMed

58. BS Management Engineering 

59. BS Management of Applied Chemistry

60. BS Management Information Systems

61. BS Manufacturing Engineering 

62. BS Manufacturing Engineering  & Management

63. BS Marine Engineering

64. BS Marine Science/Biology

65. BS Materials Engineering 

66. BS Materials Science & Engineering 

67. BS Mathematics

68. BS Mathematics Teaching

69. BS Mechanical Engineering  /Technology

70. BS Metallurgical Engineering 

71. BS Meteorology

72. BS Mining Engineering 

73. BS Molecular Biology & Biotechnology

74. BS Nutrition

75. BS Packaging Engineering 

76. BS Petroleum Engineering 

77. BS Pharmacy

78. BS Physics

79. BS Physics Teaching

80. BS Physics with Chemistry Teaching

81. BS Physics with Computer Engineering 

82. BS Physics minor in Economics/ Finance

83. BS Physics with Applied Computer Systems

84. BS Physics with Math Teaching

85. BS Physics with Materials Science & Engineering 

86. BS Physics with Medical Instrumentation

87. BS Physics & Technology Teaching

88. BS Plant Pathology

89. BS PreMed Physics

90. BS Public Health

91. BS Soil Science

92. BS Software Engineering 

93. BS Statistics

94. BS Veterinary Medicine

95. BS Zoology

Or something else not on this list. Yey. Or ney.

is an awesome song by Hall and Oates.

I haven’t been doing a lot lately. I’m a lazy bum. HurrDurr o3o

RE-BLOGGED RE-BLOGGING TONS OF ADVENTURE TIME STUFF. MOSTLY CROSS-OVERS, MASH-UPS AND WHATEVER. CHECK THEM OUT WHILE THEIR HOT ON MY OTHER, OTHER BLOG HERE. Yey. 

BEST FUCKING .GIF EVER. IF ONLY I COULD SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE AND PRINT A MOVING VERSION OF THIS SHIT AND IT’D ACTUALLY BE MOVING.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE LOVELY THAN A SERVING OF YOUR FAVORITE MILK TEA AND A RED VELVET CUPCAKE?

Apparently, at least for me, a lot of things. Unlike half of the global population, I’m not much of a milk tea fanatic. Red velvet cupcakes? Well, I could say yes to that!  The roots of my milk tea disdain doesn’t have much basis though. I only tasted it once (or twice?), but shunned it forever. What fueled it more is the infuriating impressions that the darned bottled C2 milk tea gave me after I felt the urge to give milk tea another chance. Since then, I have never ever bought milk tea for myself. Sometimes I see photos of people on my news feed showing off their milk teas and whatnots, and I feel a bit of a pinch inside. I don’t know how they are able to stand such weirdness.

Milk tea shops are the Starbucks of today. I’m certain that these tea and milk hybrids won’t be replacing excessively priced coffee anytime soon, but to them people it’s a healthier alternative. I don’t know what makes milk tea an awesome experience to a lot of people, but it’s a shame that I don’t feel such magic. If anyone ever comes to successfully convert me into a milk tea fueled human being, I give to you my most esteemed praise and salutations. You have done what any man has never done before. Very much like the moon landing, you may have thought it was impossible, but they were wrong along. You’ll never know. Convert me if you can bub. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

And that’s when you met me.

“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”

“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.

“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”

“Yup,” I said.

“I… I died?”

“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.

You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”

“More or less,” I said.

“Are you god?” You asked.

“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”

“My kids… my wife,” you said.

“What about them?”

“Will they be all right?”

“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”

You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.

“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”

“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”

“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”

“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”

“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”

You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”

“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”

“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”

“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”

I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.

“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”

“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”

“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”

“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”

“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”

“Where you come from?” You said.

“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”

“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”

“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”

“So what’s the point of it all?”

“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”

“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.

I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”

“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”

“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”

“Just me? What about everyone else?”

“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”

You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”

“All you. Different incarnations of you.”

“Wait. I’m everyone!?”

“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.

“I’m every human being who ever lived?”

“Or who will ever live, yes.”

“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”

“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.

“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.

“And you’re the millions he killed.”

“I’m Jesus?”

“And you’re everyone who followed him.”

You fell silent.

“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”

You thought for a long time.

“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”

“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”

“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”

“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”

“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”

“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”

And I sent you on your way.

7. Most recent picture in your camera/phone/etc.

I tweeted about how weird the original Adventure Time pilot was that’s why I have this photo. But seriously guys, look at how weird they look. It looks much too different from the AT that I really, really love right now. It still is pretty awesome though. Oh never mind.

3. A picture of your current desk - don’t clean up or change anything.

I’m such a messy person. Look at all the trash scattered on the table. Look at it! Look at it! D: D: D;

8. A picture of your computer

It was the present my parents gave me on my 15th birthday. I’m turning 17 soon. It’s begging for a replacement.

17. Screenshot of your desktop/anything on the screen of your computer

I hate my messy desktop. My wallpaper is awesome. Whut? Whut? 

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Adventure Time and my PC has been the main theme of this post. All the photos are very, very connected. It makes no fine sense that I decided to put up two photos for no.s 3 and 8 when I could have placed 1 photo only. Gee, I’m a messy person. D: 

Anyway, this post sucks.